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1. AHHH! Please! Don't dangle me off the balcony like Michael Jackson did to his baby!
2. Nooooo... Don't let Charles hold me!!
3. I'm a prince!!!!!! You can't do this to me!!! I should be able to decide which parent I want to be with!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Oh my Gosh Charles, he is peeing on that girl!
5. Uhhh mum? I hope there's a loo nearby, if not I'm about to have one dirty nappy!
6. Mummy! Oh please hold me. Daddy hates me. Dang kid pooped his pants again! Mummy is coming! Hang on now.
7. why me?! why me?!
8. Let me kick him! Let me kick him! He drank my milk!!
9. Ahhhhhh.....i want my mommy!!!!
10. You'll never take me alive!
11. Poopy diaper coming through!
12. Oopps! Wait, I'm stuck. Dang static cling!
13. Wy aren'n my parents from Norway?
14. -sigh- This never happened to William... because once he's king it'll be 'Off with their heads!'
15. Nooo...mommy, how come william gets to have a girlfriend and i dont.hey! charles get ur hands off me!!!
16. I swear! I repeat, I did NOT CUT THE CHEESE!
17. Umm...mommy, William seems to have a lover. oooooooo
18. oOpps i did it again i pess in my deaper don't look at me oh baby baby
19. Charles: Wills what r u starring at? Diana: Charles will u hold Harry properly please!! i am trying to clean his stain Harry: Ahhahahah Leave me alone
20. Diana: Come here baby he is not your daddy. Charles: Take him please he is not mines! Harry: Somebody? Anybody?
21. Charles, give me a hand. He's trying to get my bow! I like bows! Give me your bow or nobody get's milk!!!!!
22. You think anyone will notice if I take one of Williams hairs.....mabey make a clone!
23. Harry: I'm gonna pee on William... ha ha ha
24. Why Queen Victoria never let babies on the BP balcony.
25. In his early years, Prince Harry suffered from what is commonly known as "Sticky Baby Syndrome". The symptoms of SBS last only for the first 2 yrs. but, as we can see here, they have devastating consequences.
26. watch it!! hahaha..I'm ticklish hihihi...aaah ticklish!!!
27. I'm the spare to what!!!!!!!
28. William: bunch of crazy people...
29. Charles: is it mine ?
Diana: No he's mine and James
30. "Uh mom...dad...my name is not "Prince", I AM a REAL Prince, so don't dangle me up here like you're Michael Jackson!"
31. Charles: Ugh, my life is sooo miserable...
Diana: Why did I ever agree to this marriage?!
William: I wonder how much a airline ticket to Africa costs?
Girl: Ooh, look, a plane!!!
William: I wonder if it's going to Africa?
Harry: This is bound to affect me for life....
32. Harry: Mwahahahaha...I have your bow, I demand William be killed and I become King! William: Dammit Harry is trying to get people to kill me again! Diana: Charles help me Harry has my bow and is holding it ransom until we kill Wills and make him King!!! Charles: That's nice dear, just take him I don't want him he ain't even mine! Girl: William LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
33. William: I don't want to have a new year with you, old prince Charles. Diana: Give him to me Charles.
34. No! Don't give me too him! He's just staring at my ass!
35. Charles: I wish I had a daughter Diana: Harry come on now don't keep on getting your clothing dirty Harry: I like it when things are "dirty"
36. Harry: your all a bunch of freaks just put me down
37. William: wow look at that chick
38. Do you think if i scream loud enough security would think papa is murdering me?
39. That's right, just over her head, i need to release my waste.
40. Harry: Will help me. Take me along with u.
William: just a minute bro, I gotta get rid of this girl first then I'll handle your case...
Harry: Nooooooo....me 1st. I'm being ripped apart. Will help...
41. Too young. I don't need a girlfriend just like Romeo
42. Harry: HAHA I got Mommy's bow!!
Diana: I... can't... breathe...
Girl: Staring at the sun is fun!
William: *spits off balcony*
Charles: Zzzzz....
43. Harry: I seen daddy pulling at Camilla's bow like this.
44. Diana: I think Harry's getting his first tooth. Charles: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
45. "Mom, I think Will needs to cut back on the sweets.....
" 46. Girl: William..yo william.. William: Whatever. She fancies me.(sigh) Charles: That's right, ol chap Harry boy..give her a good kick in the head and tell her to stop bothering Willy. Diana: Look what you've done, Charles. You bum!
47. Put me down at once!!
48. Mum, this color is absolutely atrocious! Wills, your hair needs jujjing! Hey, chick, quit the William Hung 'She Bangs' reenactment! And Dad will you please hand me to mum and not Camilla again...
49. "Wow mum you look great in salmon or is the a variation on tangerine."
50. "Oh my goodness, I just thought of how to take over the world, and (they will never know)"
51. "I'm so cute even my parents fight over who gets to touch my butt."
52. "I hope Micheal Jackson isn't here."
53. Harry: William Help!!! William: Hey don't look to me for help, i'm not even going to act like i'm related, there's photographers down there!!! Harry: Fine, be that way, i'm running away from home, but i'm taking mum's bow with me!!! William: He's a royal pain!!!!!
54. I refuse to be treated like some sort of commoner...Do you know who i am?
55. Don't touch me! I'm a prince and I plan to take over the world! Not even my brother is that smart!
56.Harry: Gaaaaa Mommy has a pretty bow I want it!
57.Come on son let go of mommys bow so it doesn't come undone in public.
58.Ooohhh why does Harry get all of the attention. Is it because..... I am balding already and he has all of his hair?

1. "Hey!?! Stop gossiping about me!!
2. William: "Dad, Camilla is waving at you." Charles: "Oh shit, hide me!" Camilla: "Charles.....CHARLES!!!"
3. "Hey, I'm talking to you! You could at least look at me when I'm talking to you!" ~Camilla to Prince Charles 4. "Charles? Charles dear will you listen to ME? AHH forget it!" 5. "Objection don't talk without meeeeee."
6. "She's embarrassing me, Papa!"
7. Camilla: "question please; why does Charles get to sit there and I sit next to this old guy?"
8. "Dad there is a bum looking at us."
9. "Dad there is a crazy woman behind us. We better get security."
10. "Dad tell your woman to stop singing 'Stop in the name of Love.'"
11. "Dad I think your girlfriend actually thinks your not gay because she wants your attention."
12. Camilla: Cupcake! Oh Cupcake, up here! It's me, your sugar dumpling!!
Will: Papa, I think that freak is calling you.
Charles: Maybe if we ignore her she'll shut up!
Couple Next to Camilla: (Man) Shut that blasted woman up! (woman) Doesn't she know when she's being ignored!" 13. "Dad you should see the scariest transvestite behind us."
14. "Hey William I am over here I love you."
15. William: "Why is that home wrecker, dirty Camilla waving as us"
16. "Oh stop plotting my death you two."
17. Camilla: "Wow, not only am I fake blonde but i have 5 fingers too!"
18. (Camilla) "Hello! darling could you get them to turn the music down my poor little ears". (William) "did we have to bring her?" (Charles) "that was the furthest seat away from us sorry son i tried"
19. "Can't we throw her in tower just once to shut her up for a while?"
20. Camilla: "Forget this whole royal thing...I am out of here!"
21. William: through gritted teeth "I told you, you frigid old bag, stay away from my father!" Camilla:"Speak to the left because you're not right!" Charles:"Ooh! A rainbow slinky!"
22. Camilla: "I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth..."
Will: "Dad, Camilla is swearing she'll get a boob job."
Charles: "May god save her."
23. "Cha'ls, DAHLING, this party is just smashing!"
24. "It was me! I farted!"
25. "Oh, you baby boys! I know you're talkin bout me! No need to whisper! Let the whole world know how great I am!"-Camilla "Wills, she's a ravin maniac!"- Charles "I know! On 3, let's jump her!"-William
26. "DAD YOU CAN SMELL HER FROM HERE, UGH, DOES SHE KNOW WHAT A SHOWER IS FOR OR WHAT!" "CAN YOU TELL HER TO PLEASE PUT HER ARM DOWN!"
27. Camilla: "Hello!?! Hi!? Charles? William? Someone? Anyone?" William: "Dad Harry told me for my birthday party he is coming wearing a pink G-String." Charles:" REALLY?"
28. I swear to give the whole truth and nothin but the truth... Charles & I do NOT sleep together... *coughing in the background*
29. "Stop it you two before i come down there."
30. Camilla: ahh...shmuck!
31. William: Dad Camilla is giving her imaginary friend a hi-5 again.
32. Camilla: Yoo-hoo Charles? William? Could you tell Harry to return my g-string please. William: Don't worry dad the security guys are on their way.
33. Camilla: "Fine, if your not going to talk to me, then talk to the hand!"
34. Camilla (siging): "Naaaa Na na nananana!"
William: "Isn't she too old to be an Ozzy Osbourne fan??"
Charles: "Ozzy who? is he the one that started your brother on drugs?!"
35. "Guys...guuuuuyyyyyyys! can i have some attention, please???"
36. William: "Just ignore her and she'll shut up."
37. Camilla: "Hi I have a problem I like to smell my armpits."
38. Camilla: "It was me I wanted to lay stinking gas and continue to ignore me I fart you both."
39. Camilla: "Do you like my bracelet?" Charles: "Isn't that the one I gave mother for her golden jubilie?" WIlliam: she's trying to take over the monarchy! Someone stop her! Call security!"
40. Camilla (before- Talking to man next to her): "I know him...he's the future King of England!...YooHoo William!!!!" William: "Dad! She's using me to promote herself again!!!" Charles: "Oh dont worry! i get it all that time.."
41. Camilla: Oh Charles, you don't look at me the way you used to!!!!!
42. Camilla: "I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout..."
43. HEEEEEEEEEEEY YO YO WAZZAUP..FOR THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLZ STAND UP I REPEAT..THE COUPLE OLDERS NEXT TO HER: WEVE GOT A PROBLEM HERE HEHEHEHEHEHE>> THE REALS SLIM IS PRINCE CHARLES...
44. Camilla:"OK i sweat 2 face the truth i do need a boob job-there i said it,HAPPY!" William:"Dad...she still cant 'face' the fact she needs a face lift." Charles:"Thats coz she cant 'face' the mirror"
45. Charles: I heard that Harry is going to stop the drugs Camilla: What are you talking about is it me? William: trust me if it was you we would very bored and stupid so stut up Camilla nobody likes you.
46. William: I heard that Camilla wants to get a face lift Charles: You heard that won't help her it would just make her face look uglier Camilla: Would you two talking about me i Love you Charles.
47. "Charles answer me before i slap you around the head!"
48. "Hey, where is Harry? CHARLES WHERE IS HARRY, he has my bra in his pocket."
49. (Couple next to Camilla )man-"Where are the dog catchers when you need them?"
50. Couple next to Camilla: this woman must insane Camilla: i am just tryin to get that man over there Charles: i am not your man
51. Charles: raise your hand if your face is ugly and we have a winner Camilla: what is wrong with my face William: everything
52. Camilla: Charles, William what are you doing dowm there you are s'pose to be up here with me! Will: we trying to keep away from you!!!
53. Camilla: Charles, William I'm up here!! Will: Dad She's back lets run for it!
54. William: When i become king of England she has to leave te country Charles : I agree
55. Camilla thinks shes Queen again
56. Camilla: Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all ? William: My mother is, of course,not you, you old hag.
57. William: dad the dog faced women is back! charles: dear lord i thought i thought she was sent to Cambodia last week?
58. "Looks like we haven't lost her yet."
59. Camilla: Hello! Charles! William! Couple next to her: Cor blimey love! you smel a bit funky!
60. "Your highness,may I speak please?"
William to Charles"Dad,there's a lap dog behind us."
Couple behind them"Doesn't that dog look like a human!"
61. Camilla: High five invisible buddy!
Will: What a nutter!
Charles: I can't look.

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1. "I will make a fart haahaa."
2. "Wow, the grass is really green today!"
3. "And the prince has been floored ladies and gentlemen..."
4. "What do you mean I'm the best looking thing on my knees?!"
5. "I'm sorry. What was that? I couldn't hear you because I was busy eating the grass. Moo."
6. "Okay okay...i'm on my elbows and knees on the ground...now what's the surprise?"
7. "LOL Dad...that's not Camilla's bra size, go return it!"
8. "Oh stop it! Stop it! I am about to piss my pants!"
9. "White pants attracted everything but a man and his money!!"
10. "...can't...get...my head off!"
11. "He did WHAT?!"
12. "Oh, thats so funny, I already know that I'm hot."
13. "So that pesky photographer has carpal tunnel syndrome from his constant clicking? Ha! Serves the bloody bastard right!"
14. "Are you serious? Britney's boobs are fake?? ROTFL!!!"
15. A random girl: "nice ass, really sexy!"
William: "I'm not sexy what r u saying? i am drop dead gorgeous!"
16. "Harry so did u really poke dad's butt with a polo stick?"
17. "Okay I am bending over now what do I do?"
18. "Harry! that new hair style is hysterical! hahahahaha!!
19. "Man, I really need to pee!"
20. "In other news, Prince William was hospitalized this morning after a severe bout of laughamania."
21. "Harry i've got an itch on my right cheek... so um would you mind ...uum.. "dont worry pops i'll scratch your ass for you."
22. "She did WHAT when you pinched her bum?"
23. "DAMN! It's coming out dad! I can't hold it! (Frips through the air with a fart)
24. "HAHAHA... WAIT WHY IS THE PHOTOGRAPHER TO THE SIDE OF ME... I WANTED A PIC OF MY REAR END."
25. "No way, Britney thought I actually liked her?"
26. "Oh my god, we gonna have a child?"
27. "What Camilla died?!"
28. "I am not wourthy, I am not wourthy...oh wait, I am!"
29. "Seriously Papa...Camilla thinks I like her?"
30. "Harry...you complemented her boobs, and didn't expect her to slap you across the face?"
31. Will: "OH! I hit one of the photographers with the football!" *laughs* Harry (on the other end): "You aimed for his head right?" *laughs* Will: "Yes...the one below the belt!" *laughs*
32. "See kids? This is what happens when your parents do drugs."
33. "So it wasn't white wine last night?!"
34. "What Harry is hotter then i am? sure."
35. "Get on your knees and tell me you love me."
36. "Ah no sweetie, damn your right, no one satisfies me better than me! Only it realy does suck when you have to get yourself drunk first to talk yourself into helping matters."
37. "haahahah you thought I had ears like my father?"
38. Harry: lets see how long it will take to make the bodygaurds have a heart attack
William : Hahaahhah! I've got a good one as soon as i geeet off I'll be like ahhhhhhh it hurts ssooooooo bad and pretend to be in pain and freck the hell out of them Hahahahaha!
39. "Haha , I will be a father soon! How funny is that!!"
40. "How does my butt look back there dad?"
41. "Haha good one Harry, like I'll really believe dad asked Camilla to marry him."
42. "Oh Camilla I'm so sorry please hit me again you sexy bitch!"
43. "Edward says what? He loves Sophie? RIGHT!! Loves her brother sounds more accurate! Eddy the fairy!"
44. "Another email from Lauren Bush? Tell her to get a life!"
45. The dangers of throwing cell phones.
46. In an effort to impress, many young people are known to pretend to hold amusing or otherwise interesting conversations on their cell phones.
47. William, like his father, is quite fond of speaking to plants.
48. "Oh yes this how I spend my saturday nights thank you."
49. "I hit my head and now I can't remember."
50. "Dude, you should see what these two ants are doing!">
51. "This is what happens when ur child walks in to see his father is having sex with a women who desperately needs a boob job and a face lift."
52. "Ow!! Who just kicked a soccer ball in my face?"
53. *announcer* "This, kids, is the effect drugs have on your brain."
54. "Someone get this 'kick me' sign off my bum!"
55. "When playing with Super Glue always have a cell phone on hand just in case you get yourself stuck to the turf."
56. "Ahhh I think I need a nap."
57. "Oh! So that's why she slapped me!"

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1. "Daddy needs a royal spanking."
2. "I see some major tuggage there on the left cheek."
3. "Dad, your bum looks big in those white britches."
4. "Herding old goats is hard work."
5. "Giddyup!"
6. "Haha You've got a fat arse... *WHACK!*"
7. "...and this,class, is an example of what a royal behind should NOT look like!"
8. Professor Harry: "We can clearly see there is more fat on the right cheek."
9. "DADDY'S GOT A PHATTY."
10. "Corndog!!!!"
11. Harry: "and you better win next time too!" Charles: "Quality father and son time my arse!"
12. What could have inspired Harry to suddenly give his dad 4 wacks?
13. "I like to feel you!!"
14. "Sorry to do this to ya little stick!"
15. "Ouch!" "Sorry dad! There was a bee on your bum...I swear!"
16. "Rather mushy don't you think? *doink!*"
17. "Packin' some fudge, I see..."
18. "Naughty Charlie!"
19. Harry: "Look William it jiggles.... a lot!!"
20. "I hope my bum doesn't turn out like that!!"
21. "praud and poke all you want, they're real"
22. "And this my friends, is a prime example of a royal @sshole!"
23. "I wonder how mad he'll get if i whack him in front of press taking pictures."
24. Charles: "Thanks, Harry, for un-tucking my wedgie..."
25. "If people ever thought we looked the slightest bit alike...that right there should definitley silence them!"
26. "Dad, is this what Camilla does to you every night?"
27. "Shake that ass, watch yourself."
28. "Daddy's got back! Ah-ha! That's who i got it from!"
29. "I like big butts and I can not lie, no others can't deny. When a round thing get's in your itty bitty face, you get sprung!"
30. "..And that's for dating Camilla....Shall I go on Dad?"
31. "Tuck it in dad, it's spilling out."
32. "Dad, your butt's shaking too much. People in school are gonna make fun of me brcause of u they already call me boldy slut Harry."
Charles: "I can't help it. You're grandma had a jiggly back and so did ur grand pa. You should be happy that one day you will have one just like ours."
33. "Hold still, Dad. I've almost got it."
34. "Tag! You're it!"
35. "Sorry thought it was J.Lo."
36. "One too many cheeseburgers, eh dad?"
37. "Ding, dong Camilla's dead."
38. "Look when you push it in, it forms back to it natural form."
39. "Livin' large aren't we?"
40. "That looks like 2 pigs fighting under a blanket!!"
41. "Thats right Harry, just scratch it a little more. Oh crap those sobs took a picture."
42. "Oh man, I missed the hole!"
43. "So that's why your shirt says 4; it sure feels like u have more than 2!"
44. "Gonna have me some goat meat on a stick!!"
45. "You've got grass stains here, here..."
46. "10 points if I get it in the hole!"
47. "Dad don't move. I am tring to write my name on your butt." "Okay Harry, just make sure the cameras don't see you."
48. "Dad, every time you eat a cookie, your ass jiggles for like, a week. Make it stop!"
49. "Dad, I told u to ware a thong, ur underware line is showing."
50. "HEY I THOUGHT THE PRESS PROMISED NOT TO TAKE ANY MORE PICTURES OF MY *SS!"
51. "Hey your ass is as drooping as Camilla's tits."
52. "Come on ladies, you know you can hit this."
53. "Dad i can't hold ur arse any more my arm is getting tried and i think someone took a picture."
54. "It gives new meaning to the phrase "dumb ass"!"
55. Charles: "Harder Harry, HARDER!"
56. William: "Harry i dare u to poke pappa's tushy with a polo stick."
Harry " How much money will u give me?"
William:"$20 on the cheaks ane $30 in the hole"
Harry:"No problem just give me a stick."

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